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The NBA’s 10 Most Outrageously Entertaining Hairdos

By Gerald Bourguet

Nov 9, 2015; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Indiana Pacers guard George Hill (3) is guarded by Orlando Magic guard Elfrid Payton (4) at Bankers Life Fieldhouse. Indiana defeats Orlando 97-84. Mandatory Credit: Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 9, 2015; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Indiana Pacers guard George Hill (3) is guarded by Orlando Magic guard Elfrid Payton (4) at Bankers Life Fieldhouse. Indiana defeats Orlando 97-84. Mandatory Credit: Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports /
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Dec 1, 2015; Minneapolis, MN, USA; Orlando Magic guard Elfrid Payton (4) against the Minnesota Timberwolves at Target Center. The Magic defeated the Timberwolves 96-93. Mandatory Credit: Brace Hemmelgarn-USA TODAY Sports /

2. Elfrid Payton

Fescue mohawks may be the new trend, but don’t tell that to Elfrid Payton and The Weeknd, who seem to be on the same page as far as making sure their hair looks as much like a disheveled mop as possible.

I mean…what more can you say about this?

Despite having so much volume to his hair, the bulk of it still goes in an upward direction. Well, most of it goes in an upward direction, since it’s gotten so long that it’s starting to droop in front of his face. That’s right folks: Elfrid Payton’s hair has the disposition of a sloth that’s fallen asleep on his head.

If Payton can develop a reliable jump shot, he’ll become an extremely well-rounded two-way point guard in this league. Well, provided the custodians at the Amway Center don’t try using him to clean the hardwood first.