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Philadelphia 76ers: Five New Year’s Resolutions

By Frankie Hobbs

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1. Continue to suck

Dec 6, 2013; Charlotte, NC, USA; Charlotte Bobcats forward Jeffery Taylor (44) shoots the ball in front of Philadelphia 76ers forward guard Hollis Thompson (31) during the second half at Time Warner Cable Arena. Bobcats won 105-88. Mandatory Credit: Sam Sharpe-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 6, 2013; Charlotte, NC, USA; Charlotte Bobcats forward Jeffery Taylor (44) shoots the ball in front of Philadelphia 76ers forward guard Hollis Thompson (31) during the second half at Time Warner Cable Arena. Bobcats won 105-88. Mandatory Credit: Sam Sharpe-USA TODAY Sports /

If you discount the 3-0 start, the Sixers are tied for the worst record in the NBA. This is great. Continue the trend. It means more ping-pong balls, and that means a greater chance of Andrew Wiggins.

About to take a three? Step inside half an inch. Driving to the rim? Pull-up on the way to the whole for a jump shot.

Whatever you have to do, don’t win. It just might land you a superstar.