The Best Ad For Every NBA Team

TORONTO, ON - FEBRUARY 14: Larry Tanenbaum presents NBA Hall of Famer and Charlotte Hornets owner Michael Jordan a jersey signifying Charlotte as the host city for the 2017 All-Star game during the NBA All-Star Game 2016 at the Air Canada Centre on February 14, 2016 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by Vaughn Ridley/Getty Images) /

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Jan 4, 2015; New York, NY, USA; Madison Square Garden chairman James Dolan watches during the fourth quarter between the New York Knicks and the Milwaukee Bucks at Madison Square Garden. The Bucks defeated the Knicks 95-82. Mandatory Credit: Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports /

New York Knicks: Cablevision

The obvious selection here is Cablevision. For those unfamiliar, the cable television company is owned by James Dolan, who also owns the New York Knicks—a borderline guarantee that we’ll be seeing a Cablevision logo on New York’s jerseys in the near future.

One simply can’t help but revisit the infamous and puzzling, “Honey Nut Cheerios,” debacle.

As an avid Honey Nut Cheerios eater, my cholesterol should be getting to a solid and healthy level. More importantly, I can’t help but wonder what it was that possessed Kevin Garnett to tell Carmelo Anthony that his wife tastes like a delicious breakfast cereal.

Many feel that Garnett crossed a line, and I’m of that party, but I still can’t help but have questions that need answering.

For instance, why did Garnett choose Honey Nut Cheerios instead of Frosted Flakes or Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Why was it a breakfast food that he thought of in the first place?

And most importantly, why in the world would someone target another man’s wife when trash talking?

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