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By Nathan Giese

Apr 2, 2015; Indianapolis, IN, USA; NCAA president Mark Emmert speaks to the media during a press conference at Lucas Oil Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Robert Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports
Apr 2, 2015; Indianapolis, IN, USA; NCAA president Mark Emmert speaks to the media during a press conference at Lucas Oil Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Robert Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports /
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Mar 28, 2016; Houston, TX, USA; A worker applies signage to the side of NRG Stadium in preparations for the 2016 NCAA Men’s Final Four Championship. Mandatory Credit: Bob Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports
Mar 28, 2016; Houston, TX, USA; A worker applies signage to the side of NRG Stadium in preparations for the 2016 NCAA Men’s Final Four Championship. Mandatory Credit: Bob Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports /

Brock Lesnar is the NCAA Infractions Committee

Nobody’s really sure when either one will pop up, but both have overwhelming power to make their opponents suffocate on command, torturing them as they so choose and, frankly, showing up only when they feel it’s necessary and makes them money.

Brock Lesnar is a man that makes a lot of money to beat up on people. He’ll destroy anybody that gets in his way and does whatever the heck he wants to because he’s BBRRROCKKK. LESSNAARR. Lesnar’s a man who’s allowed to win a championship and only defend it three times in a six-month period simply because he’s Brock Lesnar and he does what he wants.

Lesnar is like the NCAA’s Committee on Infractions because both show up when it’s most convenient to them and doesn’t cost them a bundle of money. North Carolina’s academic scandal has been around for the better part of a decade, yet nothing has been done thus far to combat the issue that the entire world is aware of because that could cost them some money.

Think of Lesnar as the infractions committee and Ambrose as all of the NCAA’s member institutions in this video.

SMU could’ve been allowed to play in the NCAA tournament this year despite their issues with Keith Frazier and Larry Brown, but since they’re not a name-brand team, banning them from the postseason doesn’t cost them much.

There’s also a number of other issues all over college athletics, but unless there’s money at stake, little is made of them. But when they do show up, expect the proverbial german suplex train to get rolling.

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