NBA’s Gallery of Shame: Looking at the Funny Side of the Association

Dec 12, 2013; Portland, OR, USA; Houston Rockets power forward

(12) sits on the court with the ball as time expires in the first quarter of the game against the Portland Trail Blazers at Moda Center. Mandatory Credit: Steve Dykes-USA TODAY Sports

For the last time, James — we’re not putting you into the Rockets cheerleader calendar spread! Stop trying to show us your poses!