Dec 12, 2013; Portland, OR, USA; Houston Rockets power forward
Dwight Howard(12) sits on the court with the ball as time expires in the first quarter of the game against the Portland Trail Blazers at Moda Center. Mandatory Credit: Steve Dykes-USA TODAY Sports
For the last time, James — we’re not putting you into the Rockets cheerleader calendar spread! Stop trying to show us your poses!