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Sound the alarm on these 5 grossly underachieving NBA teams

Jacob Ellerbee
Jacob Ellerbee

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LeBron James, Stephen Curry, NBA (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

We’re about a month into the new NBA season, and we’re finally getting enough data on teams to start updating our predictions and forecasts of how teams and players will fare throughout the 2022–23 season.

There have already been a number of surprising developments in the first dozen or so NBA games this season. We’ve seen surprising starts for the Utah Jazz and San Antonio Spurs—two teams who were widely forecasted to be in a race to the bottom of the NBA standings—and a number of teams having to deal with injuries and a lack of depth on their respective rosters.

But the biggest surprise of the young NBA season has been a handful of teams that are grossly underperforming and underachieving despite having no real setbacks to deal with. We’re taking a quick look at five teams that have played shockingly poorly at the start of the 2022-23 NBA season.

Young Detroit Pistons still searching for NBA identity

The Detroit Pistons made several moves this offseason to improve their roster this offseason: drafting Jaden Ivey, trading for Jalen Duren on draft night, bringing in Bojan Bogdanovic from the Jazz, and re-signing Marvin Bagley III to a multi-year contract extension.

But for all those moves and the talent now on their roster, the Pistons are on pace to be worse than they were last season. As of this writing, the Detroit Pistons are 3-8 (.273) and searching to find out how to work together and improve on last season’s record of 23-59 (.280).

The Pistons have the talent to be so much better than this, but yet, here they are in the tank sweepstakes.

NBA star Kevin Durant, Brooklyn Nets
NBA star Kevin Durant, Brooklyn Nets (Vincent Carchietta-USA TODAY Sports)

Excuses continue to mount for Brooklyn Nets, the NBA’s greatest sideshow

The Brooklyn Nets have championship aspirations, but their 5-7 start is a tough pill to swallow. The off-court distractions are finally starting to wane after Steven Nash was let go as the head coach, Kyrie Irving was suspended, and Ben Simmons finally got back into the lineup after hurting his back.

There’s a totally unfair amount of pressure on Jacque Vaughn, who was just named the team’s permanent head coach after serving as the interim for a few games this season. If the team can’t start getting into the win column more frequently, General Manager Sean Marks may be forced to make some moves by exploring the trade market for help.

Los Angeles Lakers wasting NBA superstar LeBron James’ last remaining seasons

Things are looking extremely bleak in Los Angeles, with LeBron James and the Lakers on pace to have the worst season in the 75 years of the franchise. The Lakers are currently 2-9 (.182) and are on pace to finish worse than the 2015-16 Lakers, who ended up with a 17-65 record (.207). On top of that, the New Orleans Pelicans have the right to swap picks with the Los Angeles Lakers in the 2023 NBA Draft.
The Lakers have little-to-no shooting on their roster, no depth, and no relief in sight for King James. And things won’t get better unless they attach their 2025 and/or 2027 first-round picks to a Russell Westbrook trade or trade Anthony Davis to recoup assets to salvage the 2022–23 season.

NBA star Stephen Curry, Golden State Warriors
NBA star Stephen Curry, Golden State Warriors (Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images)

Golden State Warriors no longer look like an elite NBA team

The 2021–22 NBA Champion Golden State Warriors are having problems early in the new NBA season, mustering a 4-7 record despite having a healthy roster and all five starters returning from last year’s championship team.

The Warriors’ defense stinks, and their rebounding is not much better. Golden State is 29th out of 30 NBA teams in opponents’ points per game (120.6 ppg). They rank 23rd in the league in rebounding (41.3 per game) and have an unproven and inexperienced bench. Except for Andre Iguodala, the team’s bench is comprised of one player with more than four years of NBA experience (JaMychal Green, with eight).

Golden State knew it was risky going into the season with so much inexperience on the bench, but here we are. The starting five’s single-season price tags come out to $155 million, which left GM Bob Myers little-to-no money to invest in a bench.

Minnesota Timberwolves can’t figure out how to play together

The Wolves had one of the splashiest NBA offseasons in recent memory, pushing all their chips to the middle of the table to bring Rudy Gobert to Minnesota.

Gobert started off really well for the Timberwolves, pulling down a mind-boggling 54 rebounds in his first three games with his new team. But since then, Gobert has been wildly inefficient and Head Coach Chris Finch is having to get creative with his lineups.

During the team’s ongoing losing streak (Oct. 30-Nov. 9) in which they’ve lost five of their last six games, Gobert has been down bad: -10, -14, -13, and -6 against San Antonio, Phoenix, Milwaukee and Phoenix (again), respectively.

These guys aren’t playing well together at all. Anthony Edwards knows it. The fans know it. Even Devin Booker knows it, as he savagely pointed out in one of the Suns’ recent games against Minnesota.

If the Timberwolves continue down this path, they may need to explore the trade market to find some role players that will fit into the team’s roster more seamlessly.

Jacob Ellerbee

Jacob Ellerbee

Jacob Ellerbee is a contributor for Satur Blotz. He’s the former Site Expert of Beale Street Bears, a site covering the Memphis Grizzlies. He's had the pleasure of interviewing a variety of musicians, comedians, and political figures throughout his career, with work appearing in the Memphis Commercial Appeal, Jackson Sun, and various political campaigns. Jacob is a freelance journalist and ghost writer with a degree in journalism from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock. Currently, he also writes about the NBA for Hoops Habit and college football for Saturday Blitz. In the past, he's written about the Arkansas Razorbacks, the NFL, and hard rock/heavy metal music.